PIT OF DESPAIR

Music and Lyrics by Treyan Porter

 

I’ve been working here awhile

In the pit of despair

A lot of people come and go

But it never ends well

 

You might be a tough cookie

But in this business of pain

Everybody crumbles

Underneath the weight

 

But don’t you worry

I’ve got some wonderful news…

For us anyway

 

            Pit of Despair

            Welcome to the Pit of Despair

            You’re our special guest

            We’ll give you all the attention here

 

            I wouldn’t say you’re lucky

            No, and this is not your day

            But you just made ours

            And we’re sure glad you came

 

            To our favorite place

            The Pit of Despair

 

[Spoken]

(yeah, you know what I’m talking about,

ha ha ha ha ha, alright, listen up)

 

We have a lot of fun ‘round here

And we really like to let it go

So just try to relax my friend

It might be your last show

 

You don’t have to get up and dance

(Ha) In fact, you really can’t

But there ain’t no use in fighting

‘Cause you just don’t stand a chance

 

So, don’t you worry

And stop kickin’ against the blues…

Just dig it

 

            Pit of Despair

            Welcome to the pit of Despair

            You’re our special guest

            We’ll give you all the attention here

 

            I wouldn’t say you’re lucky

            No, and this is not your day

            But you just made ours

            And we’re sure glad you came

 

            To our favorite place

            The Pit of Despair

 

[Spoken]

(yeah, alright now, let’s have some fun, here we go, step kick step kick step kick step kick, yeah, alright, that’s what I’m talkin’ about, ha ha ha, yeah, aaaaarggghhh, yeah, here we go)

 

            Pit of Despair

            Welcome to the pit of Despair

            You’re our special guest

            We’ll give you all the attention here

 

            I wouldn’t say you’re lucky

            No, and this is not your day

            But you just made ours

            And we’re sure glad you came

 

            To our favorite place

            The Pit of Despair

 

(yeah, ha ha ha ha ha)