PIT OF DESPAIR
Music and Lyrics by Treyan Porter
I’ve been working here awhile
In the pit of despair
A lot of people come and go
But it never ends well
You might be a tough cookie
But in this business of pain
Everybody crumbles
Underneath the weight
But don’t you worry
I’ve got some wonderful news…
For us anyway
Pit of Despair
Welcome to the Pit of Despair
You’re our special guest
We’ll give you all the attention here
I wouldn’t say you’re lucky
No, and this is not your day
But you just made ours
And we’re sure glad you came
To our favorite place
The Pit of Despair
[Spoken]
(yeah, you know what I’m talking about,
ha ha ha ha ha, alright, listen up)
We have a lot of fun ‘round here
And we really like to let it go
So just try to relax my friend
It might be your last show
You don’t have to get up and dance
(Ha) In fact, you really can’t
But there ain’t no use in fighting
‘Cause you just don’t stand a chance
So, don’t you worry
And stop kickin’ against the blues…
Just dig it
Pit of Despair
Welcome to the pit of Despair
You’re our special guest
We’ll give you all the attention here
I wouldn’t say you’re lucky
No, and this is not your day
But you just made ours
And we’re sure glad you came
To our favorite place
The Pit of Despair
[Spoken]
(yeah, alright now, let’s have some fun, here we go, step kick step kick step kick step kick, yeah, alright, that’s what I’m talkin’ about, ha ha ha, yeah, aaaaarggghhh, yeah, here we go)
Pit of Despair
Welcome to the pit of Despair
You’re our special guest
We’ll give you all the attention here
I wouldn’t say you’re lucky
No, and this is not your day
But you just made ours
And we’re sure glad you came
To our favorite place
The Pit of Despair
(yeah, ha ha ha ha ha)